Solutions

"My basic point was that restaurant diners shouldn't go hard on parents whose kids emit the odd yelp at dinner time. I know--not exactly Pulitzer material. But I can't solve the Middle East conflict every week."--Jonathon Kay, National Post, May 15 '07

Yo, Jonathon! what week was it you solved the Middle East conflict again? Last I checked that was still going on pretty fearsome. Or is this a column you're planning to write in the future? C'mon already, give, give! When it comes to resolving perennial and intractable conflicts, with justice and dubiety on both, or all, sides--there's no time like the present.