Suppression By the Numbers

 The money cost of violent suppression 

                 Martin Heavisides' Rules for Writing, Or: Elmore Leonard is Not the Boss of You

1. Begin all books with a prologue set in a thunderstorm.

2. Use any verb you like but said when your characters speak. Which one ices words out? Which one comments as if perpetually writing an editorial? Which one is sarcastically nasal? Which one talks through their nose ironically? (and note the subtle difference between the two similar stylesof speech)

3. Describe your characters minutely. Do not spare the patterns on their stockings if any.

4. Use as many modifying, qualifying, recontexting or time-adjusting adverbs as you like, but never use them to modify the word 'said', in fact never use the word said.

5. Use as many exclamation points as you like. Elmore Leonard is not the boss of you.

6. Never use the words 'gradually' or 'Heavens to betsy'.

7. Do whatever the hell you like about regional patois or dialect, but don't use words like patois s'il vous plait.

8. Go into immense detail (including longitude, latitude, GPS coordinates) describing places.

9. Ditto things.

10. Always leave space for one rule that isn't one.

Research

 So I've often quoted a line from Shakespeare thus (even once in a play of mine, as an actor's allusion:

“Excellent, i' faith, of the chameleon's dish. I eat the empyrean air, promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.” but just now I've consulted two texts of Hamlet (a director who does one or two productions a year and was considering a script of mine is doing a Variorum Hamlet, thought I'd have another look) and in both versions there is not a trace of 'empyrean' (which would be rare air indeed for a chameleon, even up a high tree: empyrean. noun. Definition of empyrean (Entry 2 of 2) 1a : the highest heaven or heavenly sphere in ancient and medieval cosmology usually consisting of fire or light. b : the true and ultimate heavenly paradise. Not sure how the tongue of a chameleon would handle mouthfuls and mouthfuls of fire and light, maybe they're insulated; I don't think Y-hw-h would tolerate 'em chomping up acres and acres of the true and ultimate heavenly paradise (unless in sections where it's overgrown and could use a little culling). So I naturally wondered--apart from the obvious fact that 'empyrean air' is considerably richer than mere 'air'--whether I was remembering this from somewhere else entirely, so I Googled Shakespeare empyrean and made a discovery I wouldn't have stumbled on in a million years by mere chance: https://www.apollo.io/people/Brock/Shakespeare/54a22b757468692e71182a13

Don't think he's any relation (I'm not related to the fellow who discovered the Heaviside layer in the stratosphere or dare I say it? lower empyrean): except in the sense that we're all God's children, eager for our own particular taste of Paradise. But why did I remember the line wrong all these years? I'd make the insertion if I ever directed the play myself.

Potus V Hawk

I still like W.C. Fields' idea. Broadcast it on every platform available so a virtual audience comprising thousands of arenas can attend, but leave the vast arena where it's held, football stadium size, completely empty except for crew of record, who would all be masked and at an appropriate distance from the combatants (what are zoom lenses for). The combatants if they wished could wear a mask, but POTUS has considered it beneath his dignity in the past, and this is the largest audience he can ever expect to attend an event he participates in; it's likely the Hawk with the new book would feel obliged to dispense with a mask also, though the battle will be close work.  About a dozen dumpsters are provided at each combatant's end of the field to supply ammunition, viz: socks full of horse manure. (Neither wants to be unprovided for at a crucial junction.) Go at it, gentlemen! Grab those socks and come out swinging.

WHAT WAS THAT MASKED GARDEN?

                             

I don’t know why I was thinking of Last Year at Marienbad when we were getting ready to visit the Laking Garden in Burlington. There was no more than the slightest similarity of geometrical design between the vast lawn where most of its exteriors were shot (whose statues were slightly more real than the grass, less sculpted than the trees) and the Garden grounds with profusion of irises and peonies in labelled rows, and even a small patch of clematis, a few stray hibiscus round rust red tree-constructs. I’d have to see the film again to be sure, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were not a single flower to be seen on that immaculately manicured lawn the whole length of the film. Then it occurred to me: the masks! I was going with a medical mask, better than half the people we met there in passing had them too, and Marienbad (never seen in the film, because it was last year, which is notoriously difficult to photograph) was a town famous for its health spa.

I saw a deep purple iris I didn’t remember from last year called Anvil of Darkness, which cracked me up: by day an unassuming flower, by night a sturdy tool for pounding a horse shoe into shape.

I wouldn’t have called that middle-tone violet iris Zebra Night; it seems to me you need some kind of striping for a name like that.

A robin perched in a red iron tree form barren of leaves, except for the vine climbing up it on which bloomed a light purple hibiscus (a shade deeper than Zebra Night)—couldn’t get Marysia over with a camera quickly enough to capture the tableau.

Reading in a corner of the garden, on chairs conveniently provided—a fine occupation with a garden for backdrop over the top of your page: Rodge Glass’s biography of Alasdair Gray. I’m told (or more likely reminded, though I can’t remember from when) that Alasdair Gray did a comic lecture at a 1959 Scottish Fringe venue on the useful topic: How to Assemble Your Own Rhinoceros. I should try to find that lecture—did anyone ever bother to get it down on tape? I have most of the required parts, but I could use some tips on how to assemble them.

FOLLOW SOCIAL DISTANCING PROCEDURES

WASHROOM OCCUPANCY IS LIMITED TO ONE (1) PERSON AT A TIME

*Note: Co-Habitants Excluded*

            Please Knock Before Entering

(I should say so if there’s any wee chance someone’s taking advantage of the co-habiting loophole.)

Tales of Impotence

Not sure why outlets that carry

Fair Trade Coffee

Carry so little of it

1 brand in ten on average

Assuming the spirit is willing

The supply chain is weak?

Not sure why fair dealing

Should be anything but a given in trade and employment

But I do know inequities of this kind
(Look over the shifting quicksand

Of union contracts sometime)

Are the first link in the chain

That armours climate change against all sane resistance.